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Title: Donuts
Fandom: Iron Man/Marvel (TWELVE HOURS UNTIL THE AVENGERS AHHH AHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH)
Rating: K+
Disclaimer: If I owned it, the gay would be way more obvious.
Summary: Phil looks up as the box of powdered donuts lands on his desk with a soft "thud".
Note: Makes more sense if you've seen "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Thor's ( Read more... )

Title: Tentacles
Fandom: Iron Man/Thor/Captain America/Avengers (AVENGERS AVENGERS OMG 29 HOURS LEEEEEEEFT)/Marvel
Rating: K+
Disclaimer: If I owned it, the gay would be way more obvious.
Summary: "Well that's... odd," Phil mutters, staring up at the twenty-story monstrosity of writhing tentacles and gooey slime with an expression bordering between ( Read more... )

Title: Babysitting
Fandom: Iron Man/Marvel
Rating: Ohoho that would be an M
Disclaimer: If I owned it, the gay would be way more obvious.
Summary: Stark turns to look at Coulson. "So I'm about to be naked and wet. Fair warning."
Note: SEE I WROTE HAPPY!TONY YOU GUYS. I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT. Also, this was supposed to just be a cute little UST ( Read more... )

Title: Crisis
Fandom: Iron Man/Marvel
Rating: T
Disclaimer: If I owned it, the gay would be way more obvious.
Summary: It's a body, he thinks, but then it moves.
Note: spazzer_mctwich finally persuaded me to write a prompt I thought of like a year ago, involving Tony trying to help/not do further damage with Justin Hammer, who's been raped by Vanko. Takes place in a ( Read more... )

Title: WHORE
Fandom: Iron Man/Marvel
Rating: T
Disclaimer: If I owned it, the gay would be way more obvious.
Summary: Ivan's burd has been telling stories.
Note: spazzer_mctwich: "See I can't look at the bird with out laughing cause my friend had a Cockatiel and I may have tried to teach it to cuss by simply shouting WHORE at it over and over again."

( Tony's jaw drops as he looks from Ivan to the burd (bird, goddammit, bird) and back again. )

Tony Stark and Justin Hammer

Iron Man 2 (Marvel Cinematic Universe)

( NO SERIOUSLY, WHAT SUPERIORITY COMPLEX? WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT? YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. YOU AREN'T AS SMART AS JUSTIN. )

Title: The One Where Justin Hammer Loses the Owner's Manual (a.k.a. Sometimes Anne Just Can't Decide on a Title)
Fandom: Iron Man/Marvel
Rating: M
Disclaimer: If I owned it, the gay would be way more obvious.
Summary: When Justin sees Stark at a party and Stark makes a smart remark, Justin knows how to handle the situation.
Note: I have no idea. I' ( Read more... )

IDE you guys. I got in an odd mood? And uh I think I just gave Tony like depression or anxiety or something along those lines? Whatever it is, just be aware that this whole piece/collection/whatever has Tony dealing with some manner of severe emotional issue. Uh. A more clinically diagnosable severe emotional issue than I usually give him, that is.

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Anneka: okay run with me and my crazy self for a second
Anneka: but i'm watching IM2
Anneka: and as justin leaves he's all MAYBE I'LL EVEN GET LAID at vanko, remember?
Anneka: and i was like LOLOLOL WHAT IF LOKI?
Anneka: but now i'm thinking

( I THINK THE BEST THOUGHTS, YOU GUYS )